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KABOOM!( an explosion in Fred and George Weasley's room.)
Fred : Finite! sucess!
George: Too right u r.these( he said while ushering towards a box of Ton Tongue Toffees)r perfect. so mum will have to shut up on us for not getting enough OWLS when these r selling like hot potatoes.
Fred: Rite u r George. Now,tell me again why our work isnt satisfying?
George: u gotta be kidding me. we havent even tested these yet and im not gonna be first on the line after a dose of those Puking Pastilles and Nosebleed Naugats.
Fred: Ah.. dont look at me now.. i tried taking those Fainting Feints and the next thing u know i was in the hospital wing taking essence of Bubotuber pus! yuck.
George: oi u, dont u know dat we have other brothers?
Fred: and a sister inlaw.
George: Old Fleur.She's been a nutter lately. jumping in on me all the times. No wonder Bill's looking old. another dose of Fleur and soon bill's mental.
Fred: that Makes mum's Christmas.she tried to get Tonks over to make Bill fall for Tonks instead of Fleur.
George: No guy in their rite mind wants to go for tonks with fleur around, Tonk's Ok but Fleur is Veela.
Fred: yeah.comeon. lets go find her.
George: no need for dat. She's coming.
Fred: Hi fleur nice morning eh?
fleur: It is a 'it dull.Bill to'd me 'ow u two r 'ery amuzing.
George:For dat ma lady, Here's a present from Bill. he said it was for u .. ask us to pass in on to u.
Fred: Its a very er.. suprise experience.
(they handed the Ton Tongue toffees to her.
Fleur:'Candy? Diz is watz he callz a present?
George: a supise candy . one bit and feel the magic.
Fleur: ok
as soon as she put it in her mouth,she turned purple den green and at las, a toad.
Fred and George: Wicked!
Fred: instead of making her tongue grow ten feet long she turned into a toad! we better change the name: Frogging Delight! enjoy few sinfull moments of being a toad.
George: 9 sickles each
suddenly Fleur retransform to her own beautiful self.
Fleur: Wat 'appen?
George:urm dont u remember?
Fleur: no. all i know is zat i walk in 'ere and next i forgot wat i did.
Fred: Better add on side afects: forgotten memory if ur half veela.
fleur: Wat?
George nothing. u know wat, we'e ok, mum's getting ready for dinner. why dont u go and see if u can give a hand.
Fleur: i Suddenly have a craving for insects!
THE END
Fred:that git! how can mum let him stay here. After wat he did?
George:im not a very forgiving soul bro.. but mum's soaking in tears when he agrreed to come back..
Fred: Ickle Percy the Personal Assintance of The Ministry Of Magic.
george: Ex- Ministry.. Looks like he's slap in the face huh? listen i've got a plan.. i have a strong feeling that old perce isnt really happy to live with us back here. so why dont we make him mor welcome?
Fred: ur not thinking..?
George: i am.
Fred:ok speak to me george.
George: Remember old Penelope Clearwater?
Fred: yeah.. the only gitto fall for him..
George:remember those virtual riality things those muggles use dat harry told us bout?
Fred: yeah.. we tried to do the same ting just dat... ah .. i think i know now.. u dont think our vital realty is .. the one we never sold.. the one we use for our own benfits.. instead of virtual.. its vital.. crucial..
Goerge: caught on havent u? ok. now listen we need our device.scan Penelope Clearwaters's pic on it and we can make an image of her appear as in like real people..and go in and ..sabotage perce..
Fred: ok so we need to raid his room for her picture..
George: but he never leaves his room.. more like dissolve in it..
Fred:i'll lock him in the morning shower tomorrow .. and give u time to ge it..
George: ok got it.Percy we're ur No.1 brothers of destruction.
Next day..
Fred: ok so he's in the bathroom so u go and i'll go lock him in.
While taking out his wand..
Fred:oh man.. i forgot the spell.. oh well.. Accio door knob!
the door knob flew towards his outstreacted hands.
George: got it.. Seems like he jus poslished it .. yuck.. this girl is too perfect..
Fred: Shut up.. just scan it..
George: done. ok put it back.
Fred:done. if i stay another minute longer in his room.. i'll rot.
George: ok. now prot your wand at that device.
Suddenly as in my magic, Penelopy Clearwater stood at their feet.
Fred: ok so now she's control by our emotions and thoughts. so we can make her look as horrible as we want!
suddenly their door burst open.
Percy: will u two stop it! i have enough of u two! i wish u were never been bor... Penny? wat r u doing here im.. uh..
Percy stammered. Dripping from head to toe in a tower.. Percy blushed.
penelope: i was around the neighbourhood .. thought i would visit.. your charming brothers are very funny.. comeon..
she said as she pulled him out there..( actually fred is portraying her..)
Percy: sorry im in this state..
Penelope:never mind .. do u mind if my nose is off centre?
Percy:i dont.. wat in thw broomstick happened to your nose!
Fred-Penelope: or if my eyebrow is upright..
Percy: Penny wat happened..
Fred-Penelope: Do u wanna kis me when my mouth is swarming with maggots?
Percy: Penny!..
and he fainted.
Fred: he's too thick..
George; well serve him rite. oh no mum's coming..lets go ..
Fred: hi mum..
Mum: its time for breakfast.. hurry on.. now where is Percy.. he's rather late..
Mum: i'll go get him..
later..
Mum: oh Percy! are u alrite! wat happened!
Percy: i saw penny.. She was.. was.. i.. it must be a dream..nightmare.. but..
Fred and George wishing that Percy has the worst day of his life left a fat maggot on his towel.
Fred:im bored stiff bro..
George: talk bout it.. no entertainment..no nothing.. it stinks!
Fred: We could put some hot pepper on Charlie's clothes..
George: Nah.. we did that last week.. remember when he got near that dragon..well it is sorta sensitive..and well it smelt him and sneeze..
Fred: Ah yes leaving him burned and mum had to wax him almost evryday..
george: Our left buttocks were never the same again..
Fred: who says your left buttock? mum whacked me on both buttocks!
George: lucky me.
Fred: ok so we better stop pulling charlie's socks.. for the time being.. wat about bill?
George: u know wat? we never had the time to pull his strings since old fleur entered his life.. more like confounded..
Fred:ok so do u have any strategies?
George: no.. but.. i think i have the idea because its so brilliant!
Fred: Wat?
George:well,ok.. here goes.. old fleur is going to help mum with the groceries tomrrow morning and.. well we'll just try and make up a story..saying that she's how to say.. angry with him and didnt spend much time with her and she will not forgive him unless he apologizes by eating a toad's liver on a full moon which is tomorrow and dressed in a tutu skirt singing " i look like an ugly toad!"
Fred: not dat i dont find dat funny but how will we keep fleur away from him?
George: Simple. we let her know about it.
Fred: Are u mental?
George: no, we tell her only part of it.. that we've help bill planed her a suprised and she is to act like she doesnt even know him.
Fred:now dats talking.
next day.. as followed.. fleur acted on their orders..Bill was miserable..
George: oi bill.. spttss.. comehere.. u know why fleur is avoiding u huh?
Fred: u dont show her much attention mate..
Bill: WAt?i do so.. last night i spent the whole attention on her..
George: well girls will be girls
Fred: well she told us dat if u wanna be forgive u are to eat a frog's liver, wearing a tutu dress under the full moon tonite and singing" i look like an angry toad outsite her window..
and they left.
later dat nite<
Fred: i aint hear no singing.. guess he wasnt thick enough..
George: im not giving up yet..
" i look like an ugly toad.."
Fred: bless u george..
from the next room..
Bill my darling! Wat hav u done! why r u? how eeembarasing!
Bill: but Fred and George told me u were mad aT me ..
Fleur: no i vasnt! dey told ve dat i ave to ignore u vecuase u want to show me a suprise!
Bill:FRED! GEORGE! U GUYS R SO DEAD!COME HERE!
oh well better go.. we'll go and hid in that old enchanted trunk until everything cools down cya! FRed and George( the dynamite twins!)
Fred: Well George, Who's next on our list?
George:Evryone of course, except Ron and Ginny..
Fred: i wont go near Gin if i were u, her bat bogey hex is just too unbearable..
George: We're the mayhem bros but we know when to put our toe on the line.. no.. Ron's not it too.. we just burnt a hole in his tongue last week remember?
As they were talking, Malfoy ran into them.
Malfoy: Dont touch me u little scums.u lot have more mud than that Mudblood Granger put all together.
Fred:Watch your mouth molfoy!
Malfoy: Or else wat? gonna go and hug ur mummy? does she really look that fat or does she smell?
George: WEll gee.. Ur mum u know? her nose looks like she has a huge dung or is it because of u?
Malfoy: Dont u dare talk about my mother like that!
He reaches 4 his wand but Fred was too fast for him.
Fred: Heard u make a real good ferret. Wanna travel Goyle's pants again?
George: Nah.. Crabbe;s stinks much more.
Fred: Ferreto!
Malfoy turned into a ferret. George carried it and place it next to the fire Salamandars.
George: Come on lets go.
Fred; Rite behind u bro.
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